All prices are in US Dollars, and include shipping within the USA.
Goddess Mug
$20
Ceramic "Cristal Connors is Goddess" champagne mug. Guaranteed not to give you a headache.
Versayce Tote
$8
Make everyone at Trader Joe's jealous with this polypropylene, water-resistant tote. Perfect for filling up with chips, brown rice and vegetables, or even a few cans of doggie chow.
Saint Nomi Candle
$15
The patron saint of neat nails. Light her up and pray your tits off that one day you'll get a part in Goddess.
Goddess Candle
$15
Nobody's got Cristal's heat! But this dressed-up bodega candle sure comes close.
Goddess Swag Bag
$45
Why choose? With so many glorious products available this year, we make it easy on you: packaging them together so you can save on shipping and we can throw Molly a few more bucks for that dress shop.
- • Goddess Mug
- • Versayce Tote
- • Saint Nomi Candle
- • Goddess Candle
“I Bought It At Versayce” Tee
$16
No one will need to ask: you bought it at Versayce…you know, in the forum.
Whore Tee
$16
We take the cash, we cash the check, we show 'em what they wanna see. Tell the world you're gonna be a big star and that your face is gonna be up on billboards in this screen-printed black shirt.
Versayce Logo Tee
$14
A couture masterpiece. Dress it up for dinner with 6-inch stilettos and a pearl necklace, or keep it casual paired with crotchless panties. No matter how you choose to wear it, everyone will know you got it at VERSAYCE. Limited availability.
Showgirls the Musical Logo Tee
$14
The original "Showgirls the Musical" American Apparel logo tee. Limited availability.
