JOHN–RYAN & BRENT'S
HALLOWEEN

30 October.
940 N Damen Ave Apt 1R.
8 PM.

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Join us this Halloween for a frightfully ghoulish spook-tacular of ghastly proportions. We're (g)hosting a party filled with food, fun, orgies, and more puns than you can shake a dick at.

Wear your most frightening / sexy / funny / whatever costume and maybe you'll get a prize...or not.

We'll update this page with more videos and whatever else we feel like so check back.

Can't wait to see your...
Love, John-Ryan, Brent and Abbie.

Happy Halloween!

Thanks to everyone who came! It was great to see you all dressed up nasty good! We tried to get polaroids of everyone's get-up, but I know we didn't. Those we did, along with other shots from the party, are up in our Flickr and Facebook albums.

Flickr Gallery

Facebook Gallery


Wanna play?

Anything goes!


Panty dropper...

Let's ALL French kiss the pillas...


Pumpkin Patch

Don't have a pumpkin yet? Get it at this creepy-ass pumpkin patch, operated out of a trailer near the 90/94 on-ramp off North Avenue. Or do what we did and pick them up at the Home Depot.


I like to draw out the darker parts...

She was the people's princess.


Costume Shopping

Better to get it done early so you have plenty of time to tweak your nipples. Here's some local places of interest we've been to recently.

Halloween City
Lincoln Park. 1030 W North Avenue (old Circuit City).

Chicago Costume Company
Andersonville. 5228 N Clark.
River North. 219 W Chicago Avenue (Brown Line station).

Spirit Halloween
Lincoln Park. 2577 N Clark (in the old Blockbuster Video space).

Halloween Express
Lakeview. 2830 N Broadway (in the old Wolf Camera space).

Halloween Store
Lincoln Park. 651 W Diversey (in the old Barnes & Noble space).

Halloween Hallway
Wicker Park. 1291 N Milwaukee (Jewel parking lot).

Factory Card & Party Outlet (Party City)
Lincoln Park. 1755 W Fullerton Avenue.

Card & Party Giant
Lincoln Park. 1880 W Fullerton Avenue.

These places are good for things like wigs or masks and pre-packaged costumes. But you'll probably want a more individual touch. W Chicago Avenue (b/t Damen and Ashland) is home to a wonderful collection of junk shops stocked with all kinds of goodies for that little extra flair.

Of course, don't neglect the bounty of thrift stores and resale shops, and the Goodwill and Brown Elephant. TJMaxx, Filene's Basement, Marshall's, etc. are all good spots to find cheap clothes, shoes, and accessories.


Work your blonde benet ramsey.

Cause what's more frightening than this?